- Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
- Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
ohmygoh, this happens to me like once a week! I read so much.
- everyone: are you okay
- everyone: you look tired
- everyone: you look upset
- everyone: you look confused
- everyone: are you mad at me
- everyone: what are you mad at
- me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
I’d like to run away. Spain? Okay let’s go.